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    Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by harsha on Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:41 pm

    Place your funny teh vappy quotes from the server here!

    Here's my first one-
    (18:39:57) +teh vappy: mincinno needs to stop joging
    (18:40:09) +Harsha: You don't want him in shape?
    (18:40:09) +teh vappy: bcuz teh grond is shakign
    (18:40:13) +Harsha: LOOOOL
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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Skyleon on Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:10 am

    (07:06:54) +teh vappy: HEL0?
    (07:07:29) +teh vappy: FUCK
    (07:07:35) a duck falls frum teh sky
    (07:07:45) +teh vappy: woah i jsut killd a duck bai sayign fuck

    I thought that was funny.

    I thought it would be a double post, so here's another funny quote;

    (22:35:22) +teh vappy: An error occurred, please try again later.
    (22:35:34) +teh vappy: erry tiem i c tihs accursed msg i wants to launch a v2 rockit @ google
    (22:35:41) +Skyleon: Lmao


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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Hemlock on Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:33 pm

    LOL
    (19:30:13) +teh vappy: GODZILA LUKS LIEK TEH DRAG0N$ FRUM BUBBEL B0BBEL
    (19:30:33) +teh vappy: hittign monstar w/ a BOXIGN GLOEV taht godzila spits frum his mouth
    (19:31:54) +teh vappy: i gotta w8 almost anothre month for a new arny n ch33f?!"
    (19:32:11) +teh vappy: lol. ARNIE
    (19:32:46) +Hemlock: This is going on the forums
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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Roxie on Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:33 pm

    (19:57:57) +teh vappy: FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS FRIKKIN SHEPHERD NOT SHAPARD OR SEPARD OR SHEPRD OR SHPERD OR SHAPHARD OR SHEPHARD OR SHAPHERD!! FUUUUUCCCKKKKKK
    (19:57:58) Meliekpi left the channel.
    (19:58:05) *** Ghost Blade 12 pokes artemis ***
    xD

    Not gonna double post
    (22:40:00) +teh vappy: i bang u bang we all bang together
    Another funny saying from vappy.
    Not gonna double post...AGAIN
    (19:20:44) +teh vappy: I used to be an arrow like you, but then I took a retard to the knee.


    Last edited by [SH]Chaos Wolf on Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:24 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : No duo post.)


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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Roxie on Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:51 pm

    (Sorry for necrobump, but this needs to be used more often)
    (18:49:13) +teh vappy: if anyone thinks i am just a very attractive woman with a foul mouth, you would be wrong.
    (18:49:26) +teh vappy: i am a big strong man and i <3 titties


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    quickest battle ever:

    Start of turn 1
    Gardevoir has Mega Evolved into Mega Gardevoir!
    Gardevoir used Focus Blast!
    It's super effective!
    The foe's 劈斩司令 lost 100% of its health!
    The foe's 劈斩司令 fainted!

    蓝色闪光: ⊙▽⊙
    Shadow Roxas: Noooot this time buddy
    蓝色闪光 forfeited against Shadow Roxas!

    The window was disabled due to one of the players closing the battle window.
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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Trinitrotoluene on Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:33 pm

    tl;dr: Wat. I'd like the context behind that quote.


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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Roxie on Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:45 pm

    Prometheus wrote:(18:49:13) +teh vappy: if anyone thinks i am just a very attractive woman with a foul mouth, you would be wrong.
    (18:49:26) +teh vappy: i am a big strong man and i <3 titties

    We were talking (A bunch of users and others) and Sky had said something about me getting boobs and I said that if I wanted boobs I'd go- NEVERMIND. and Mergurine Luka had said I'd go to vappy, then they got on the subject on vappy=guy or girl. and then vappy said the above quote.


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    quickest battle ever:

    Start of turn 1
    Gardevoir has Mega Evolved into Mega Gardevoir!
    Gardevoir used Focus Blast!
    It's super effective!
    The foe's 劈斩司令 lost 100% of its health!
    The foe's 劈斩司令 fainted!

    蓝色闪光: ⊙▽⊙
    Shadow Roxas: Noooot this time buddy
    蓝色闪光 forfeited against Shadow Roxas!

    The window was disabled due to one of the players closing the battle window.
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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Lati on Sat Oct 20, 2012 1:31 pm

    (17:33:33)+teh vappy:yeah,a few years ago,my cousin got bit by a furby
    I thought that was funny x3

    (13:55:43) +Zeno: Are people furbies?
    (13:56:08) +teh vappy: no
    (13:56:14) +teh vappy: they're walking talking deformed minccinos
    (13:56:30) +Zeno: Ah. Makes sense.
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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Trinitrotoluene on Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:52 pm

    (16:45:08) +teh vappy: the internet keeps flying all over the universe
    (16:45:16) +Zeno: Ah
    (16:45:21) +teh vappy: and rick is still on for some reason


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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Kraziub on Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:59 pm

    (11:54:46) +teh vappy: the server is taking forever to load
    (11:54:54) +teh vappy: the battles now look like shit
    (11:55:04) +teh vappy: and...now it's crashing randomly?
    (11:55:21) +teh vappy: jesus christ, what is wrong with this version of PO? nothing works properly
    (11:55:33) +teh vappy: all right, i've seen enough of this; it's now time to commit suicide.
    (11:55:36) === teh vappy GOODBYE CRUEL GAME. ===
    (11:56:08) +teh vappy: most appropriate comment ever.
    (11:56:12) +teh vappy: now what? what is happening?
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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Skyleon on Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:26 am

    (11:23:57) +Skyleon: Oh
    (11:23:59) +Skyleon: I see
    (11:24:11) +teh vappy: i feel like i'm gonna fucking explode
    (11:24:12) +Skyleon: Well that's nice!
    (11:24:33) +teh vappy: thanks for the compliment, asshole
    (11:24:35) +teh vappy: i really needed that

    Lol.


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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by millennium vappy on Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:11 pm

    you actually put that on there. i'm so pord of you


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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Skyleon on Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:12 pm

    YES! Thank you very much.


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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Roxie on Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:16 pm

    (11:54:22) +teh vappy: i didn't do any fucking thing and the server fucking killded by th systm erorrro

    (11:54:34) *** ********************************************************************** ***
    (11:54:34) +BattleBot: The battles are now stopped. The server will restart soon.
    (11:54:34) *** ********************************************************************** ***

    (11:54:35) +Zeno: System error?
    (11:55:15) +teh vappy: CTD kildldedd Server.exe witfji09 tth e 44 SYSTEM ERROR
    (11:55:51) +teh vappy: system error 0xfded
    (11:56:10) +Zeno: I have NO clue what that is o3o
    (12:00:02) +teh vappy: You got annaaNNAaN SYSTEM ERROR 0xfded CHIBI_USA
    (12:00:42) *** teh vappy bursts into flame due to the erroneous retardation of PO crashing. ***


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    Start of turn 1
    Gardevoir has Mega Evolved into Mega Gardevoir!
    Gardevoir used Focus Blast!
    It's super effective!
    The foe's 劈斩司令 lost 100% of its health!
    The foe's 劈斩司令 fainted!

    蓝色闪光: ⊙▽⊙
    Shadow Roxas: Noooot this time buddy
    蓝色闪光 forfeited against Shadow Roxas!

    The window was disabled due to one of the players closing the battle window.
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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Fluttershy on Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:32 pm

    (19:31:07) Ami: Why do you insist on going after Minako?
    (19:31:19) Baetrix: Well she's the biggest slut obviously.
    (19:31:36) Baetrix: ./trollface
    (19:31:42) +Audeino: ;-;
    (19:31:46) +teh vappy: They don't call me Lustinbutter for nothing.
    (19:31:50) +Audeino: HAH
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    Post by Sheenx on Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:04 pm

    I had too many quotes so I had to put them in spoilers. XD

    Non-Human
    Spoiler:
    (22:41:23) +teh vappy: frist nasira tehn ginger sanders
    (22:41:43) +teh vappy: anything but NON-HUMAN
    Mario Head
    Spoiler:
    (15:32:20) +teh vappy: Mario Head
    (15:32:49) +teh vappy: i dun wanna lern how to type
    (15:33:19) Mario Head: That's a nice computer you got here. Can I have it?
    (15:33:28) +teh vappy: NO
    Safe Spot
    Spoiler:
    (16:26:01) Swagger McPimp Daddy joined the channel.
    (16:26:01) +teh vappy: get back in the safe spot and stay there!
    (16:26:03) Swagger McPimp Daddy left the channel.
    Chinchilla
    Spoiler:
    (16:29:49) +teh vappy: minccino is a gravity retarded chinchilla
    Vroom
    Spoiler:
    (16:29:59) +teh vappy: VROOOM go pingas ship! away!
    Bethesda
    Spoiler:
    (16:38:18) +teh vappy: if bethesda were thinkign of sellign teh game, they should have @ leest maed it FUNCTION
    (16:38:21) +teh vappy: it dusnt.
    (16:38:42) +teh vappy: it's a bit playable, but it's brokin
    (16:38:55) +teh vappy: you cant evin manage to do a blue fuckign scr-----
    (16:38:59) +teh vappy: and i just got raped by a dog.
    Justis
    Spoiler:
    (11:56:38) +teh vappy: it's got that saem stupid arse floty mechanic behind it
    (11:56:42) +teh vappy: btu now its liek he jumps rly low
    (11:56:47) +teh vappy: like gravity is holdign him to the ground
    (11:56:51) +teh vappy: LEEP MINCCINO. L33P FOR JUSTIS
    (11:57:00) +teh vappy: i gess thur is no justis. wat a freakin surprise
    sw0rd
    Spoiler:
    (20:00:48) +Jasper the Fox: mah sw0rd
    (20:01:10) +teh vappy: i want swr0d
    (20:01:14) +teh vappy: get outta my fucking way
    (20:01:18) +teh vappy: sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword sword
    (20:01:25) *** Jasper the Fox gets out of his fucking way ***
    (20:01:33) *** teh vappy gets blown up by a rocket ***
    (20:01:36) +teh vappy: to hell with all of you
    Code for the Purifier
    Spoiler:
    (17:49) teh vappy: what is the code for the purifier (catfish) you do not play games with me! (Games? Dibs on the racecar!!!) Guards! come in here show the prisoner what he recieves if he defies us. (Ok, I'll tell you) much better, what is the code? (i'll tell you if you can find me a cat, a non mutated fish, one of your coats, a corvega with a full tank of gas and a 24 hour head start.) Done, so what is the the code? (like hell im telling you)
    Something Crawling
    Spoiler:
    (19:42:59) +teh vappy: i think i can see something crawling
    (19:43:03) +teh vappy: let me take out my pancor jackhammer
    (19:43:17) *** teh vappy gets out a pancor jackhammer ***
    (19:43:38) *** teh vappy gets killed by a minccino before he can even shoot it. ***
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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Artist Smeargle on Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:47 pm

    Hooray, action scenes.

    Yaay.:
    (19:38:38) +L Ryuzaki: When the FUCK did Yu-Gi-Oh! come on Nick?
    (19:38:47) game wolf gamemaster: OMG
    (19:39:01) +Rena Ryūgū: Oxygen and Magnesium?
    (19:39:10) game wolf gamemaster: BATTLE ME
    (19:39:23) +Rena Ryūgū: Battles are disabled, although we have an alternative.
    (19:39:28) +teh vappy: Read the MOTD for more info.
    (19:39:31) +Rena Ryūgū: Specifically Pokemon Showdown!.
    (19:39:35) +Rena Ryūgū: What vappy said.
    (19:39:38) game wolf gamemaster: FUCK
    (19:39:58) +teh vappy: Hey, buddy, you're given an alternate option.
    (19:40:07) game wolf gamemaster: FUCK OFF
    (19:40:14) +teh vappy: Ahaha.
    (19:40:21) game wolf gamemaster: FUCK YOU
    (19:40:24) +teh vappy: I ain't killed a drifter in a loooong time.
    (19:40:28) +Rena Ryūgū: Swears on the internet.
    (19:40:31) +Bot: game wolf gamemaster was shot by teh vappy's super shotgun. Reason: This is liberating.
    (19:40:31) game wolf gamemaster logged out.
    (19:40:31) ~Unknown~ left the channel.
    (19:40:32) +Rena Ryūgū: How terrifying.
    (19:40:50) +teh vappy: Hell to the yeah.
    (19:40:50) +L Ryuzaki: o,o
    (19:40:56) +L Ryuzaki: Ok
    (19:41:00) +L Ryuzaki: Next time some loser does that
    (19:41:07) +Rena Ryūgū: Let's celebrate with glass confetti.
    (19:41:11) +L Ryuzaki: Ping me so I can have something that doesn't make me bored
    (19:41:44) +teh vappy: Keep your hands off my SSG.

    aaand

    (19:44:34) teh vappy smeared game wolf gamemaster across the wall with the SSG.


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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by millennium vappy on Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:11 pm

    vappy gets a new keyboard:
    (21:02:55) +teh vappy: hash tagsw
    (21:02:56) +teh vappy: tags *
    (21:03:00) +teh vappy: they look a lot like IRC channels
    (21:03:19) +teh vappy: and nobody what goes on with both
    (21:03:23) +teh vappy: nobody knows *
    (21:03:34) +teh vappy: I just typoed twice in a row

    EDIT: well okay the second typo may not actually be a typo but more or less me somehow forgetting to put "knows"


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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Roxie on Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:14 pm

    (23:08:35) +teh vappy: Being kicked is pretty much the equivalent of someone taking your computer and closing a program on you.
    (23:09:31) +teh vappy: Being banned is like putting a lock on something that only a select few know how to break. But they may not choose to break said lock.
    (23:09:55) +teh vappy: And being muted is like having a broken keyboard.
    (23:10:14) +ThePower: Best explaination
    (23:10:39) +teh vappy: Someone should put this on the forums.

    Not really funny, but it's one of vappy's best quotes.


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    quickest battle ever:

    Start of turn 1
    Gardevoir has Mega Evolved into Mega Gardevoir!
    Gardevoir used Focus Blast!
    It's super effective!
    The foe's 劈斩司令 lost 100% of its health!
    The foe's 劈斩司令 fainted!

    蓝色闪光: ⊙▽⊙
    Shadow Roxas: Noooot this time buddy
    蓝色闪光 forfeited against Shadow Roxas!

    The window was disabled due to one of the players closing the battle window.
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    Re: Funny teh vappy Quotes

    Post by Roxie on Thu May 21, 2015 4:44 pm

    (17:40:46) +Roxie Maria: Bill Nye is on Netflix
    (17:40:53) +Roxie Maria: I repeat. Bill Nye is on Netflix.
    (17:41:22) +Brie: BILL BILL BILL BILL
    (17:41:37) +millennium vappy: WELCOME TO MARIO KART


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    quickest battle ever:

    Start of turn 1
    Gardevoir has Mega Evolved into Mega Gardevoir!
    Gardevoir used Focus Blast!
    It's super effective!
    The foe's 劈斩司令 lost 100% of its health!
    The foe's 劈斩司令 fainted!

    蓝色闪光: ⊙▽⊙
    Shadow Roxas: Noooot this time buddy
    蓝色闪光 forfeited against Shadow Roxas!

    The window was disabled due to one of the players closing the battle window.

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